This one is for Muthalik, the Ram Sene leader who has advised
Christians to do their Valentine's Day thing either at home or in
their churches, or else. Further threatening that any boy or girl
found exchanging affection in public on Valentine's Day will be
forcibly hauled off to a Hindu priest who will "marry" them.

The Gujarati Story of Valentine's Day
In spite of what you have been told by everyone, the truth is that
Valentine's Day originated hundreds of years ago, in India, and to top
it all, in Gujarat.

It is a well-known fact that Gujarati men, specially the Patels,
continually mistreat and disrespect their wives (Patelianis). One fine
day, which happened to be 14th day of February, one brave Pateliani,
having had enough "torture" by her husband, finally chose to rebel by
beating him up with a Velan (rolling pin).

Yes...the same Velan, which she used daily, to make chapattis for
him...only this time, instead of the dough, it was the husband who was
flattened. This was a momentous occasion for all Gujarati women and a
revolt soon spread, like wild fire, with thousands of housewives
beating up their husbands with the Velan.

There was an outburst of moaning "chapatti-ed" husbands all over Anand
and Amdavad. The Patel men-folk quickly learnt their lesson and
started to behave more respectfully with their Patelianis. Thereafter,
on 14 February, every year, the womenfolk of Gujarat would beat up
their husbands, to commemorate that eventful day. The wives having the
satisfaction of beating up their husbands with the Velan and the men
having the supreme joy of submitting to the will of the women they
loved.

Soon the men realized that in order to avoid the ordeal they needed to
present gifts to their wives...they brought flowers and sweetmeats.
Hence, the tradition began. As Gujarat fell under the influence of
Western culture, that day was called 'Velan Time' day.

The ritual soon spread to Britain and many other Western countries,
specifically, the catchwords 'Velan time!' Of course in their foreign
tongues, it was first anglicized to 'Velantime' and then to
'Valentine'.

Thereafter, 14th of February, came to be known as Valentine's Day!

-- 
Roland Francis
http://roland-torontogoan.blogspot.com
+1 (416) 453.3371

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