Gujjubhai was bragging to his boss one day "I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Gujjubhai and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Gujju! Great to see you!" You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Gujjubhai's boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Gujjubhai that he thinks Gujjubhai's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else", Gujjubhai says. "President Obama", his boss quickly retorts. "Yes", Gujjubhai says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go.. At the President's house, Obama spots Gujjubai on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Gujju, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the house, he expresses his doubts to Gujjubhai who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Gujjubhai. "My folks were in Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time". So off they fly to Rome. Gujjubhai and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Gujjubhai says "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. "Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Gujjubhai emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Gujjubhai returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Gujjubhai asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that guy on the balcony with Gujjubhai?"
