The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said "We need to talk. We have some Goenkars up here they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing kashtis and saris instead of their white robes, the ones who come from California are driving Mercedes and BMW's instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos at discount prices.
They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear - they stop midway to eat Fish and Sausages and leave a mess. They pee wherever they want to. Some of them are even walking around without their wings!" The Lord said, "Goans are Goans. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call." Satan answered the phone, "Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.." Satan returned to the phone, "OK I'm back. What can I do for you?" Gabriel replied, "I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there." Satan says, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" Satan says, "Man I don't believe this........Hold on again." This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. These damn Goenkars down here have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning!!!
