To test the theory of allopathic and alternative medicines I went to Anjuna this morning. Mr. Lobo just passed away yesterday and so we administered a variety of allopathic drugs with chicken soup to try and revive him. A lot of drugs supplied by the greedy big-pharma companies were tried. We even gave him drugs for diseases he did not have or die of, in the hope something would work. No luck, nothing worked. Dead as a doornail.
Then we gave him homeopathic chicken soup. He stirred. Either that or the big trucks illegally scooping sand from Anjuna beach caused the earth to move and so did Mr. Lobo. Next we gave him ayurvedic chicken soup and he awoke (I am not kidding) and said he wanted to clarify that his ex-sister-in-law Mrs. D'Souza gets no property from his will. Unfortunately, Mrs. D'Souza was standing next to him and slapped him hard and he died again. Moral of the story: if you are going to have ayurvedic chicken soup and come back from the dead, do not have a disgruntled ex-relative around. Given this is Goa and nothing is straight-forward, we have to test again, next time in South Goa. After the elections, we plan to visit Quepem and try our allopathic, homeopathic, ayurvedic chicken-soup experiments, assuming there are any chickens left. Possibly our 'fowl' political candidates might have given all the chickens away as voter gifts (bribes) in the Lok Sabha elections. So now you know the truth. George
