WHAT A RELEIF……………
 
An elderly Grand Mother (Ditoza) was not keeping well for quite a some time, 
for which her family doctor (Dr. Pereira) advised her family members to admit 
Ditoza in his hospital for 24 hours observation. So one evening Ditoza got 
admitted in Dr. Pereira's Hospital.
Two young nurses Dolly and Nelly were asked to take  special care of Ditoza. 
The nurses bathe her and set her in a chair at the window. After a while Ditoza 
slowly starts immediately straighten her up. again she starts to tilt to the 
other side. the nurses rush back to put her upright. this goes on till morning. 
Around 8 a.m. the family members of Ditoza enters in the hospital:
 
Cindy: (Grand daughter of Ditoza) Grand Ma, how are you feling now?
 
Ditoza: Okay…….. but…..?......?
 
Cleopatra: (Ditoza's daughter) Is anything wrong with you Mom? Are they 
treating you alright?
 
Ditoza: (whisper) Please ask these nurses to leave this room, I want to talk to 
you.
 
Cleopatra: Dolly and Nelly would please excuse us for a while?
 
Dolly & Nelly: Certainly Ma'am!
 
Cleopatra: Yes Mom what is it?
 
Ditoza: The nurses were not bad, but I was suffocating whole night with…….
Suddently Ditoza leaned one side and gave big lengthy FART which echoed in not 
only her room but even outside where the nurses were. By hearing this both 
nurses and cleaners came running inside the room.
 
Dolly & Nelly: What's happened Ma'am???
 
Ditoza: (With a great sigh) Ahhhhhhhhhhhh What A Relief……… 
 
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait. 
 
 



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