WHO IS........... A Goan (Pedro Ontoin) not well educated was working as a peon for a multinational company in Mumbai. Whenever Pedro Ontoin hears somebody talk he will come in between saying that I know that very well.... I know him very well..... like that.
One fine day Pedro Ontoin's Boss (Orlando) a foreign educated person & a Canadian (Liandro) were talking something about Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Pedro Ontoin was passing thru that way, suddenly he came in between saying: Pedro Ontoin: Oh Arni......? He is my best friend. Orlando: (Laughed) How can you be a friend of Arnold Schwarzenegger you are only a peon living in India. Pedro Ontoin: If you won't believe it's your problem. Orlando: Okay, next week I am going on a trip to United States, you come as my helper and we will go to Arnold's house and see what happens. Pedro Ontoin: (Agreed with a smile) Okay Sir!. A week after they landed in US. First they went to New York. They went to meet Arnold. Seeing Pedro Ontoin, Arnold ran towards Pedro Ontoin and hugged him: Arnold : Pedro, How are you? Long time no see? where were you man? Pedro Ontoin went with Arnold to have some coffee. Orlando was stunned. When Pedro Ontoin came back: Orlando: Well, now we will go to President Obama's place. Let's find out whether you knows him or not. Pedro Ontoin: (Agreed with a smile) Yes Sir!. At Obama's home, Obama also did the same as Arnold Schwarzenegger asking: Obama: Where were you my friend for long time? Pedro Ontoin went to have tea with Obama while the boss (Orlando) was sitting out side the gate When Pedro Ontoin came back: Orlando: I have to go to Vatican to get blessings from Pope Benedict, so you come with me. Pedro Ontoin: At your service Sir. At the Vatican, crowd from all over the world is waiting to see Pope Benedict. Pedro Ontoin and Orlando were also there. Orlando: Pedro Ontoin, do you know Pope Benedict?. Pedro Ontoin: Yes ofcourse? Orlando: No.... I will not believe this. Pedro Ontoin: You wait for some time. Pedro Ontoin went inside the crowd. After about 20 minutes Pedro Ontoin came on the balcony along with Pope Benedict. Pope Benedict was holding Pedro Ontoin's hand. Orlando became unconscious and fell down. When Pedro Ontoin came back Orlando was on a stretcher by his side nurses and paramedics. Pedro Ontoin: Sir what happened. Orlando: Pedro Ontoin, You know Arnold....... I believe, You know Obama........ I believe and You know Pope Benedict........., I believe that too but WHEN YOU CAME WITH POPE AT THE BALCONY THE CROWD WERE ASKING, WHO IS HOLDING THE HAND OF PEDRO ONTOIN? after hearing that I became unconscious. Cajetan de Sanvordem Sanvordem.
