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Happy New Year Twenty-Ten
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Folks,
The following is one of the funniest stories I heard during the holidays and
one that I think is worth sharing here.
I was at a party a few days ago and while taking to one of my friends, I
realized his wife was not at the party.
So I asked him where she was. The friend answered that his wife was no
longer talking to him. So I inquired why.
Here is what he told me.
In Toronto, after one has been drinking too much, instead of taking a taxi to
go home, you can call a service where
two people drive out to meet you. One person gets into your car and drives it
to your house while the second person
follows you in their own car. Once they park your car at your house, the first
person gets into the partners car and
they both drive away. This service cost $10.00 more than the regular taxi
service.
There have been plenty of times when people realize that they have been
drinking too much and debate whether or
not to take a taxi home. Taking a taxi home means that they would have to wake
up the next morning and take public
transport to where they left the car, brush the snow off and then drive the
car home. The very though of waking
up and going out into the cold morning sometimes tilts the decision maker
into taking the risk of driving home
while impaired.
Well, my friend made the decision of calling up this service at 2.00 am. The
team that came to collect him were two
divorced ladies. They drove him to his house and parked his car on the
drive-way. Then my friend decides to walk
the person who drove his car to the car that was following him but which was
now parked on the road.
Unbeknown to him, his wife was on the second floor window watching this all
happen.
When my friend got into his house, his wife says, "OK, sit down and explain to
me who those two blonde women are."
Mervyn1096Lobo
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