A Goan farmer walking through his field notices a foreigner drinking water from the pond, with his hand.
The Goan shouts, 'Arre baba, tem udik pienaka. Tantun gorvan ani dukor agtat!', which means, 'Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs shit in it!' The man shouts back, 'I'm British, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, you idiotl!' The Goan shouts back in English, 'Use two hands, you'll get more!' ==========
