I will put this on the JJ internal site with the same heading and credit you.
vjp Message: 9 > Date: Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:33:43 +0530 > From: Cecil Pinto <[email protected]> > To: [email protected] > Subject: [Goanet] It pays to learn Konkani > Message-ID: > <[email protected]> > Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 > > A Goan farmer walking through his field notices a foreigner drinking > water from the pond, with his hand. > > The Goan shouts, 'Arre baba, tem udik pienaka. Tantun gorvan ani dukor > agtat!', which means, 'Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs > shit in it!' > > The man shouts back, 'I'm British, I don't understand your gibberish. > Speak English, you idiotl!' > > The Goan shouts back in English, 'Use two hands, you'll get more!' > > > ========== > >
