I CAN K……… It was almost midnight, a middle age housewife (Celina) found her husband Claudio suffocating in his sleep and has trouble in breathing, so Celina calls the doctor on his cell:- Celina: Hello, is this Dr. Porpotto? Dr. Porpotto: Yes… that's right!. Celina: Doctor, this is Celina from "Villa Paradise" Voilo Vaddo, my husband is not well, he has some problem, I mean he unable to breath properly, doctor will you please come fast. Dr. Porpotto: Sorry Ma'am, I cannot come this time, try to find somebody else. Doctor hung up but after about 5 minutes Dr. Porpotto called back to Celina and said he is coming, and surely he did, after examining Claudio….. Celina: Doctor is my husband okay? Dr. Porpotto: Look Ma'am, I am giving this injection to your husband, he will go into long… deep… sleep, and if he wakes up tomorrow morning, then you give me a call. Celina: But doctor….. What do you mean IF he wakes up? Dr. Porpotto: Well, IF he wakes up means…. As a doctor I have done my duty, otherwise its God's wish. Celina: Thank you very much doctor, and I am sorry to call you to my house at this time of night, but I was really in tense when you said you cannot come.
Dr. Porpotto: Actually, after your call, I received another call from Modhlo Vaddo, so since I have another patient here near by to your house I thought I can KILL two birds with one stone. Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.
