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Dear Goanetters,
It is long time that I visited New York. America needs God, as all of us
need him. They need more common sense, which has become less common... That
was my experience, otherwise Americans are just "stupid"... But we could
laugh a lot with them. They were very affectionate people. I am sending you
a nice posting on "Spread the Stupidity", which I received yesterday. Enjoy
it and smile! No
controversy intended.
Regards.
Fr.Ivo
From: "Luis Vas" <[email protected]>
Sent: Thursday, February 25, 2010 12:21 AM
Subject: Spread the Stupidity.
*Spread the Stupidity*
*Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.*
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*Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.*
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*Only in America ......do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.*
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*Only in America ...... they leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.*
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*Only in America .......... they buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in
packages of eight..** *
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*Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.*
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*EVER WONDERED...**
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens** **our skin?*
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*Why can't **women** **put on mascara with their mouth closed?*
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*Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins *
*Lottery'?*
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*Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?*
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*Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?*
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*Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?*
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*Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?*
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*Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?*
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*Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?*
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*Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?*
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*Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?*
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*You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!*
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*Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?*
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*Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?*
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*If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?*
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*If flying is so safe,** **why do they call the airport the terminal?*
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity
and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a
chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every
once in a while. *
Spread the Stupidity.*
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