To all Konkani Lovers,
The Coalition Government in Goa has managed to come to at least one
unanimous decision: they have commissioned Bill Gates to create a
Konkani Version of Windows 2007 exclusively for Goa and other konkan regions in
India .
The Microsoft Team is already hard at work on this new totally new
interactive CD-ROM up-grade, which is to be called "ZONELAM 2009".
In this version, a mouse shall be called UNDIR. A mouse buttom shall be
called UNDRACHO BUTAO. As ZONELAM 07 opens, the theme music shall be "UNDRA
MOJEA MAMA". Here is a preview of some commands which have already been
worked out by the Microsoft Team USA , which has entered into special
inter-global collaboration with the Abu Dhabi Gulf Konkan Advisors Inc. led by
Miss Lianne Rodricks from Reuters, and the Goenkar Papde Association Siolim,
exclusively for this project:
* Ignore = Mar Shendi * Exit = Vashimbor * Click
= Fottu Kadd
* Double Click= Don Fottu Kadd * Byte = Ghass Mar * Save = Bankan
dorr
* Hide = Lipoi * Unhide = Sogleank dakoi
* Hang = Lamboi * Stop = Tamboi *
Move = Aloi
* Turn = Pettoi
* Turn off = Paloi * Delete = Zok Mar *
Open = Dakoi
* Enter = Bhitor voch * Insert = Bhitor ghal *
PageUp = Voir cadd
* PageDown = Sokol ghal * BackSpace = Fattlean suat
* Close = Bonn cor * Save = Samavun dhor * Home =
Ghara voch
* End = Kabar
Agnelo P. Rodrigues.
