BUT..... An Russian tourist (Lovuzka) in Goa walked into a beautiful deserted forest and found a lovely pool in it, and decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn't see anyone, she undressed and just as she was about to dive in, Bosteanv the gardner appeared from behind the bushes where he was hiding all along and said: Bosteanv: Madam! Swimming not allowed! Lovuzka: You could have told me that before I took off my clothes! Bosteanv: Madam, only swimming not allowed, but taking off clothes allowed! Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.
