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Sign the Petition requesting The Honble Minister of State for Environment
and Forests (I/C) to maintain the moratorium on issuing further
environmental clearances for mining activities in Goa
http://goanvoice.org.uk/miningpetition.php
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NO ONE…….
Hercu went to a Veterinary Doctor (Dr. Porpotto) and said:
Hercu: Doctor I have specially come to you so that I can get myself fully
checked.
Dr. Porpotto: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see
that board.
Hercu: No, Doctor, I have come to you only.
Dr. Porpotto: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal
specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Hercu: I know very well and that is why I have come to you only...
Dr. Porpotto: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like
me, which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Hercu: I know I am a human, but listen to my complaints first.
Dr. Porpotto: OK. Tell me.
Hercu: I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I wag my tail in front of all my boss
I hardly have time to my family
I have to write the speeches for my boss for different occasions and if he
doesn’t get applauds I am blamed for.
Dr. Porpotto: Wait a minute; are you working for any politician?
Hercu: Yes doctor, I am PA of our ........... Minister of Goa.
Dr. Porpotto: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in
the beginning itself that you are a PA to an Indian Minister. Come man, no one
can treat you better than me.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
