The boiler-plate letter below is for Goan men to address to their wives during World Cup Football. All you need to do is fill in your wife's name and your name and send. In the case of Goan politicians fill in your wife's name, mistress' name, girlfriend's name, etc. George
________________________________________________ Dear gorgeous, most beautiful, most understanding abc I have just returned from the doctor's office and have some sad news. My life is at risk and only drastic measures over the next 5 weeks will save me. Even the chiropractor, mail-order medical scam artist, untrained homeopath, part-time ayurvedic practitioner, all agree I need 5 weeks in a comfortable chair to recover. To improve my eyesight (which will make me appreciate the things you do even more) I also need eye exercises. Lo and behold, they all agree that watching the World Cup football is just the right eye treatment. As you know, I always follow the doctor's advice. I have also been advised to watch the pre-game and post-game shows and analysis. This could run about 18 hours a day for the next 5 weeks, which means no time for hanky-panky. Please understand, I am doing this for health reasons. Since your love knows no bounds, please provide regular chilled beer with snacks which will speed up my recovery. You do want me to live long to see the grandchildren grow up? Yes, I am doing this for them. I expect to make a complete recovery by July 11. For times, I am most likely to be very sick and in need of solitude, see http://www.marca.com/deporte/futbol/mundial/sudafrica-2010/calendario-english.html Wishing you strength through this difficult period. Your one true love, xyz P.S. Tesco's and Safeway both have good sales on beer and chips.
