Digu met Mickey with Biryani parcel….. Firstly, Is Digu is a fool to think that mere biryani can bait Mickey? Though Digu is not as intelligent as his IITan counterpart, Digu has professional advisors, whom he listens obediently. Secondly, is Mickey a fool to get baited by Biryani, even if it was cooked by Asha? Imprudent media has a program called Just Imagine. Paresh anchors it magnificiently. I love to watch it. I have become such a fan of Paresh that I try to emulate him. Now go back…. A group of retired teachers wanted to demonstrate in front of Digu’s house. To get rid of them, Digu promptly applied section 144. A few days later…. A group of ladies demonstrated outside Digu’s Malbhat house asking him to arrest Mickey for Nadia’s death. See photos on Herald, Lokmat. Most of the ladies are wearing burkha. Those not in burkha had Moti Dongor brand on their face. Digu welcomed them. Did Digu stage manage it? Why? Make Mickey to bow? After Mickey met him, Mickey sought probe in Roy-drug-Atala case. Who do you think suggested this to Mickey? Mickey in the jail must be longing to bite something more than biryani: Ravi. Digu’s advisors can figure this out. They can also scheme how to exploit it. Did Digu serve it to Mickey (how to bite Ravi) along with biryani? Just imagine…..Next assembly elections in May 2012 or preponed one in December 2010, which may be after Municipality election landslide win by Congress. Sanatan bomb in Margao has ensured it. Panchayat win is the pointer. Just imagine…..Congress wins majority in the next assembly election. Whom to make new CM? Digu will be miner-builder choice. But Ravi, who lost last time, will not lie low. He will table the Bahujan card. Digu needs some joker to nullify Ravi’s ace. Are Roy-Atala the jokers? Is not Mickey the best choice to pursue it and keep it alive in news, which are regularly sent to Madam? Why was Ravi’s bureaucrat Patidar caught red handed without informing Ravi, a home minister? Why were Calangute brothels raided without informing Ravi and police? Who sent news of police Shirodkar and pilferage of seized drugs to madam? When police excesses against village groups, mining affected people etc are discussed with high command, who is projected as the inefficient minister? How can inefficient minister be a CM? Finally…. Just imagine…..It is Hi-command decision. Ravi ka patta cut……..Just imagine! Imagination is endless. Just imagine……why did the news appear only on Tarun, known anti-congress, anti-digu, pro-BJP, pro-Manohar media? One of the advisors asked Digu, “You arrested Mickey. Don’t forget he is elected rep. See how many people are with him (referring to supporters outside the court). You have to show that you are different than Manohar, who was accused of vindictive politics after arresting Somnath.” Digu nodded and asked “but how?” Second advisor said, “You told us last time that Mickey is innocent. He did beat Nadia but never intended to kill her. Take credit of showing first sympathies to Mickey. Benaulim people will have good opinion about you. You can trade it later with Valanka or Dentist Hugo, your Malbhat neighbour.” Digu immediately responded “I will tell Raju and Sandesh to publish my statement that Mickey is innocent…..” First advisor stopped him in between “you can not say anything because matter is sub-judice”. Digu quipped “If I cant say anything, how will people come to know? If I call them for private meeting, Churchill will think that Dentist Hugo is my candidate and he may sabotage my electoral prospects in Margao. Already I have made a blunder by telling - I don’t want Goan votes – many Goans especially catholics would not vote for me next time ” All consulted the third advisor on phone since he was resting after a heart surgery. He suggested, “Let Digu make a courtesy call on Mickey with some food and get it covered in media.” The first advisor had doubts, “Mickey worked with IITan also. He and his people have learnt to read between the lines. If news appears on Lokmat, Prudent, Mickey’s people would immediately smell rat”. The advisory team had more deliberations on how to make the news to look like a genuine spy-work and finally decided to leak the news to Tarun through a BJP mole on builder-advisor’s rolls. Simultaneously, Minino was given the job to ensure that the report does not appear in other papers. ---- Raj
