IN THAT……… An Indian (Ramanlal) was traveling in a train in Pakistan , along with his pregnant wife(Shivangi). A few Pak army officers were also traveling in the same compartment. As everybody knows, the Pakis think they are a little too smart in their own country and also try to show their superiority in all aspects, they tried to act little smart and embarrass the Indian. They thought at the same time, it would be a good time-pass too. So, one of them (Iqbal) went and sat beside Ramanlal. Iqbal: Are you an Indian?????. Ramanlal: Yes, I am. Iqbal: Is your wife pregnant? Ramanlal: Yes. Ramanlal was a bit annoyed by the question as it was obviously visible that his wife was pregnant and Iqbal still asked that question. But Ramanlal kept quiet. Iqbal: If it is a boy, what would you like him to be? Ramanlal: I'd make him a Software Engineer. Iqbal: What if it is a girl? Ramanlal: I'd make her a doctor. Now, Iqbal gave Ramanlal a naughty grin and said:- Iqbal: What if it is neither a boy nor a girl? Now the smart Indian (Ramanlal) realized the whole point. He realized that these officers were trying to embarrass him, so he decided to give it back to them. Ramanlal thought for a second, returned the same naughty smile back to the officer and said: Ramanlal: "In that case, he will join the Pakistan army......." Have a nice day. Gina * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Goa-launch of the well-received *Into The Diaspora Wilderness* by Selma Carvalho on Aug 29, 2010 (Sunday) at 11 am at Ravindra Bhavan, Margao. Meet the author, buy a signed copy (only Rs 295 in Goa till stock lasts). http://selmacarvalho.squarespace.com/
