THAT'S DIFFERENT.........
A nice, calm and respectable lady (Mona) went into the pharmacy, walked up to
the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said:
Mona: "I would like to buy some cyanide."
Pharmacist: "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
Mona: "I need it to poison my husband."
Pharmacist: (Exclaimed with big eyes) "Lord have mercy! I can't give you
cyanide
to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!"
Mona: "I don't care, but I want to kill my husband".
Pharmacist: "They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will
happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady (Mona) reached into her purse and pulled out her mobile and showed him
the recording/shooting in which her husband hugging and kissing the
Pharmacist's
wife.
By looking that, the Pharmacist immediately handed over the cyanide to Mona and
replied:
Pharmacist: "Well, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
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Goa-launch of the well-received *Into The Diaspora
Wilderness* by Selma Carvalho on Aug 29, 2010 (Sunday) at 11
am at Ravindra Bhavan, Margao. Meet the author, buy a signed
copy (only Rs 295 in Goa till stock lasts).
http://selmacarvalho.squarespace.com/
