YOU GET........
A drunk (Minglu) walks into a bar and says to the bartender (Xembu):-
Minglu: "Drinks for all on me. That is including you, Xembu."
The bartender (Xembu) follows Minglu's order...
Xembu: "That will be Rs:525/= please."
Minglu: "Sorrrrrrrry, I have no money."
Xembu slaps Minglu around and throws him out.
The next night, the same Minglu enters the bar and orders drinks for everyone
in
the bar including Xembu.
Again, the bartender follows Minglu's instructions and the drunk Minglu says he
has no money.
So Xembu slaps him around and throws Minglu out.
On the third night again Minglu comes in the bar:
Minglu: Hey you Xembu, come here!
Xembu: Today no way I'll serve you the drinks....
Minglu: "Why not? Here I have lots of money, take this two thousand rupees
(hands over 2 notes of 1000) and settle yesterdays and day before yesterdays
pending bills."
Xembu happily takes the money and settles Minglu's account.
Minglu: Now serve drinks for everyone in here except you (Xembu).
Xembu: "What? Why no drink for me?"
Minglu: "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
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