Subject: Fw: Goan Slumdog......Hilarious
> > > > Nuz Bi eMale > >The Goan Slumdog > > > >Our friend from Moira, Juze Bostiaum, appeared on Kaun Banega Crorepati, >Amitabh >Bachchan hosted show from Mumbai. Juze had miraculously reached the end of the >rounds by saying all his Rosaries & Novenas & had already won Rs.50 lacs. > >"You've done very well so far," said Amitabh, "but for Rs. 1 crore, you've >only >got one lifeline left - Phone a Friend. Everything's riding on this >question... >will you go for it?" > >"Sure," said Juze. "Aum ek last chance marta!" > >"OK..... The QUESTION is..... Which of the following birds does NOT build its >own nest? a) Robin, (b) Sparrow, (c) Cuckoo, or (d) Crow"? > >"Heje mainchem cazar... I not knowing dat," said Juze, "so better use my last >life line, and phone to my friend, Pedru Pochok- (Actual name: Pedro Pacheco) >from Mumbai. He's a Mangy, but a Bandra boy, & born & brought up in Mumbai, so >he's too smart - a real shaana buggar." > >Juze called up his friend in Mumbai, told him the circumstances and repeated >the >question to him. > >"Arree Baba!" cried Pedru, "Sarko Endo Mure Tu, Simple it is ..it's a cuckoo." > >"Ah-vois, sure mure Pedru?" asked Juze. > >"Arre Baba, hundred percent sure re! Pakka!" > >Juze hung up the phone & told Amitabh Bachan, "I tell Cookoo." > >"Is that your final answer?" asked Amitabh. > >"Sarkem sure, Sir!" > >There was a long, long pause, and then Amitabh Bachan screamed, "Cuckoo is the >correct answer! Juze, you've won Rs..1 Crore!!" > >The next night, Juze threw a big party for all the people from Moira, at the >Moira Club. Pedru was specially flown in from Mumbai, as the Chief Guest. > >Time for speeches ... Juze takes the mike & asks Pedru, "Saang mure, Pedru? >Foo >told you? How you know cuckoo isn't building its own nest? Otherwise you're >sarko bondo & you know nothing about birds. Your Fadder or ticher (teacher) >taught you, ah-what? > >"C'mon yaaar! Bas-kya! What yor saying?" laughed Pedru. "You Goan Pãos are >sometimes such daffars. Man.. Everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!" > > >Viva Goa! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ >Hotmail: Powerful Free email with security by Microsoft. Get it now. > > ________________________________ >Hotmail: Free, trusted and rich email service. Get it now. > > ________________________________ >Hotmail: Trusted email with Microsoft’s powerful SPAM protection. Sign up now. > > > > > > ________________________________ >The New Busy is not the too busy. Combine all your e-mail accounts with >Hotmail. >Get busy. > > ________________________________ >Find it on Domain.com.auNeed a new place to live? > >______________________________________________________________________ >CONSIDER THE ENVIRONMENT.Please don't print this e-mail unless you really need >to. >________________ >This email has been scanned by the MessageLabs Email Security System. >For more information please visit http://www.messagelabs.com/email >______________________________________________________________________ > >______________________________________________________________________ >CONSIDER THE ENVIRONMENT.Please don't print this e-mail unless you really need >to. >________________ >Disclaimer: >This message, together with any attachments, is confidential, is >intended only for the use of the addressee(s) and may contain >information which is covered by legal, professional or other privilege. >If you are not the intended recipient, any copying, distribution or use >of this email or its attachments, or of the information contained >therein, is strictly prohibited; please destroy this email and its >attachments and notify us immediately. > >Any opinions, express or implied, presented are solely those of the >author and do not necessarily represent those of the Al Nisr Publishing LLC. >________________________________________________________________________ >This email has been scanned for all viruses by the MessageLabs Email >Security System. http://www.messagelabs.com >________________________________________________________________________ > > > ________________________________ >Hotmail: Free, trusted and rich email service. Get it now. > > ________________________________ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > > > > > ________________________________ > > > > > > >
