500 years ago and on the behest of my cousin Timoja, Afonso Albuquerque liberated Goa from the tyranny of the Muslims. My dear cousin had no balls to fight the Behmanis. So as he was wandering around in an odem in the Arabian Sea he found the Portuguese whom he greeted with open arms. Further he signed many contracts along an other close cousin Pai to allow Afonso to ply his trade from Goa. Therefore desh premi, bugger off and read history, because in a while we are going to take you on and send you back to Sawantwadi.
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