YOU WON'T......... A chemistry teacher (Marco) wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of brandy, and two worms. Marco: (By putting the first worm in the glass of water) Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms. The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed. Marco, then dropped the second worm in the brandy glass. It writhed in pain for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died. Marco: Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment? Little Monty raised his hand and wisely responded. Monty: "Drink brandy and you won't get worms!"
