In this circular I will tell you what means Holistic Medicine. People will tell
you many things. They will give you sermao that this medicine is the same thing
like allopathic medicine. Don’t hear their anything. Say aan and keep quiet.
You see what I am saying?
Holistic Medicine means not allopathic medicine. Holistic Medicine is one and
allopathic medicine is completely two. In Holistic Medicine you have no
diploma, only common sense. In allopathic medicine you have diplomas and no
common sense. In Holistic Medicine you cure the hole of the body, not only one
part. If your finger has cancer or AIDS then you give medicine not to the
finger but to your stomach. In allopathic medicine the hole of the body is not
given importance. Allopathic medicine is also called as Aholistic medicine
that’s why, and the man who practices it is an ahole. He is not a holy man. He
is also medically illiterate because he does not know anything about theology,
in which they teach medicine, gynecology, oncology and all other scientific
subjects.
In Holistic Medicine you go to holy men, pray to Holy Father and learn medicine
in the church or the temple. That is why it is called Holistic. This is in
India, but don’t confuse it with the ghanti holi festival. Those ghantis are
Indians. They cannot understand Konkani-English dictionary, Huffington Post,
Goanet and Amchi Khobor, which teach you everything about Holistic Medicine. In
China it is different. There Holistic Medicine means making many holes all over
the body with this big needles. If your hand has AIDS or cancer, you make a
hole in the foot with a needle, because it is the same common sense principal
of the hole of the body is important. The hole of the body is responsible for
the hand, even the foot.
Now I will tell you another principal of Holistic Medicine is what that. Don’t
confuse these principals with Amoncar, Mhatmo or Surlacar. They are different
principals. This principal is like the hole of the body is important. This new
principal is that when you take medicines there should be no chemicals in them,
because chemicals are bad for the hole of the body. They cause side effects.
Look at me. There are no chemicals in my body. No effects on the left or the
right side from chemicals. Everything is in the front or the back. There is
also something on the bottom and little on the top. Chemicals are the worst
because they are made by man, not God. For God sake, don’t keep harmful
chemicals like DNA, hemoglobin and ACTH in your body. Holistic Medicine teaches
you how to clean your body from these chemicals from two holes of the body with
two miracle cures – bhairi and ajuth. You can take them yourself or give them
to others anywhere.
Now there is one question. What to do with aholes who have a medical diploma?
To convert them to the alternative Holistic Medicine you first take their
interview because only interview tells you whether you got your diploma because
you are minister's daughter. If the aholes don’t agree with you, a holy
Holistic Medicine man, then their diploma must be fraudulent. Otherwise, their
university must be derecognized. Alternatively, they must be like Gaddafi’s
son. This alternative logic and reality will prove that they don’t have a
diploma. No diploma means they are qualified to practice Holistic Medicine.
In my next Part 3 memo, I will give you links to Huffington Post and sayings of
great men like Benjamin Franklin, Gilbert Einstein, Don Bosco, Sarogina Naidu,
Mahatma Gandhi, Gaddafi, Mother Teresa, Hitler, Salazar and Dr. F. d. R. Popot.
Signed
President and Right and Left Wing Commander Pandurang Fernandes (Retd.)
Chief Executive PIG*
PIG* House
Republic of Chimbel
* - Pandurang International Goan
....(c) Pandurang Fernandes, 2011
