Dan Driscoll wrote: > Speaking of "bad 'tings", such goofy stuff is happening! This morning's > news has it that Chief of IMF (International Monetary Fund) has been > arrested at JFK Airport for sexual assault in a NYC Hotel for which the > Room Rate is $3000 USD per day. > > The whole crazy episode suggests a possible Novel (fiction):
Folks, The IMF Chief was (is?) also a leading socialist candidate for the French Presidential elections. Since he just got arrested for sexual assault, I think he is now more qualified to be the Prime Minister of Italy. > I have a related (true) story: A young filmmaker whom I knew in > NFB Montreal came back from a hotel sojourn in NYC and confided > to me a weird story. On getting up one morning he found under his > pillow an actual crowfoot. Not a plastic imitation; the real thing---which > he actually took from his pocket and showed me! It's New York City. The standard tips are. 1) Tooth, under pillow; $5 2) Mint with a hole, on top of pillow: $20 3) Crowfoot and handcuffs, by the pillow area: $400 Mervyn $1,650 Lobo
