I AM NOT...... A drunk (Gabru) walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older man (Lorsu). After a while, Lorsu starts to smell this horrible odour coming from the direction of the drunk Gabru. Lorsu turns to Gabru and says: Lorsu: Excuse me Mister, but did you just shit yourself? Gabru: Yes sir, I have indeed shit myself. Lorsu: Well, why don't you go somewhere and clean yourself up? Gabru: I'll do it after some time. Lorsu: But, why not right now? Gabru: Because, "I am not finished yet..." Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.
