*THINK TWICE B4 MARRYING A GOAN GIRL ....HA HA HA* *I know a few of my friends who have been "converted" right from day 1
If u are a goan, u will really laugh out ; keep reading n have a hearty laugh till the end. Goan fairy tales begin with the couple getting married. Read on: A young Goan couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband from Assolna, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go up to Connie's bar and relax with his old buddies. So, he said to his wife, "Honey,I'll beright back." "Where are you going, coochy cooch?" asked the wife. "I'm going to Connie's place, darling. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my moga?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him a dozen different kinds of beer -Kingfisher, Belo, Sandpiper, Arlem...name it she had it! The husbanddidn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lollypop...but at Connie's...you know...they have frozen beer mugs! " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, morgada?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at Connies they have those little snacks that are really delicious. You know patties and croquets and cutlets and small cheurisam.... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" "You want snacks, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out five dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips,etc. "But my sweet honey... at Connie's... you know...there's swearing, and dirty words, galleio and all that..." "You want dirty words, gallieo?... "LISTEN UP, FOD******! DRINK YOUR F*****G BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR F*****G SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, AND YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! SOZMOLO! BARRAO?" .......* - *Aurelio Viegas*
