I AM NOT.......... A middle aged Lady was summoned to the local police station: Police Inspector: Is it true that you damaged your husband's right eye? Lady : Yes I did! Police Inspector: How you did it? Lady : I hit him with the time piece (table clock) which was on bed side table. Police Inspector: And..... what made you to do it? Lady : Because, he was unfaithful to me! Police Inspector: How you came to know about it? Lady : He himself said so, that morning when he woke up! Police Inspector: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
Lady : He said, Good morning Rozu! Police Inspector: And why did that upset you? Lady : Because I am not Rozu, my name is Mersu. Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.
