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Goldman is hard at work in india !
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>>> > Absolutely brilliant piece of satire...> NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)–
>>> > The following is a letter released today by Lloyd Blankfein, the Chairman
>>> > of banking giant Goldman Sachs:> > Dear Investor,> > Up until now,
>>> > Goldman Sachs has been silent on the subject of the protest movement
>>> > known as Occupy Wall Street. That does not mean, however, that it has not
>>> > been very much on our minds. As thousands have gathered in Lower
>>> > Manhattan, passionately expressing their deep discontent with the status
>>> > quo, we have taken note of these protests. And we have asked ourselves
>>> > this question:> > How can we make money off them?> > The answer is the
>>> > newly launched Goldman Sachs Global Rage Fund, whose investment objective
>>> > is to monetize the Occupy Wall Street protests as they spread around the
>>> > world. At Goldman, we recognize that the capitalist system as we know it
>>> > is circling the drain – but there’s plenty of money to be made on the way
>>> > down.> > The Rage Fund
will seek out opportunities to invest in products that are poised to benefit
from the spreading protests, from police batons and barricades to stun guns and
forehead bandages. Furthermore, as clashes between police and protesters turn
ever more violent, we are making significant bets on companies that manufacture
replacements for broken windows and overturned cars, as well as the raw
materials necessary for the construction and incineration of effigies.> > It
would be tempting at a time like this, to say “Let them eat cake.” But at
Goldman, we are actively seeking to corner the market in cake futures. We
project that through our aggressive market manipulation, the price of a piece
of cake will quadruple by the end of 2011.> > Please contact your Goldman
representative for a full prospectus. As the world descends into a Darwinian
free-for-all, the Goldman Sachs Rage Fund is a great way to tell the
protesters, “Occupy this.” We haven’t felt so
good about something we’ve sold since our souls.> > Sincerely,> > Lloyd
Blankfein> Chairman, Goldman Sachs
