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AH……….
Three dead bodies of Indian politicians turn up at the mortuary, all with very
big smiles on their faces. The Medical Examiner calls the police to show them
what has happened. A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken to the first body.
Medical Examiner: He was a BJP leader, 67 years of age, a drug addict, died of
heart failure while enjoying his usual drugs. Hence the enormous smile,
Inspector.
Inspector: Hummmmmm
The Detective Inspector is taken to the second dead man.
Medical Examiner : He was a minister from ruling Congress party, was 71, made a
pile from government funds, and spent it all on liquor. Died of alcohol
poisoning, hence the smile.
Inspector: Nothing unusual here, now show me the last body.
Medical Examiner : Ah…….., this is the most unusual one. MP from Bihar, 76,
struck by lightning.
Inspector: Why is he smiling then?
Medical Examiner : He thought he was having his picture taken.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
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