OFF YOUR........
A young religious woman (Loresin) went for confession. Upon entering the
confessional, she said:
Loresin: Forgive me Father.
Fr. Miguleao: What happened my child?
Loresin: Father, I have sinned.
Fr. Miguleao: Confess your sins and be forgiven.
Loresin: Yesterday, I left my 6th boyfriend for 7th.
Fr. Miguleao: But, I guess....... you are married!
Loresin: Yes, I have my husband and two kids.
Fr. Miguleao: Do you know that's against our religion?
Loresin: Yes father, but....... please forgive me.
The priest thought long and hard and then said:
Fr. Miguleao: Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice
without adding any sugar or salt.
Loresin: Will this cleanse me of my sins?
Fr. Miguleao: No, but it will wipe that broad smile off your face.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
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