ALL OVER.......
An old man (Andru) in his late seventies was summoned by the Auditor of tax
department for investigation. Andru showed up with his Attorney:
Auditor: Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no employment, Which
you explain by saying that you win money gambling. But we don’t find that
believable.
Andru: I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it, How about a demonstration?
The Auditor thinks for a moment:
Auditor: Okay. Go ahead.
Andru: I'll bet you Rs:5000/=, that I can bite my own eye.
Auditor: (thinks a moment) It's a bet.
Andru removes his glass eye and bites it. The Auditor's jaw drops.
Andru: Now, I'll bet you Rs:10,000/= that I can bite my other eye..
Now the Auditor can tell Andru isn't blind, so he takes the bet:
Andru removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned Auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost Rs:15,000/=, with
Andru's Attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
Andru: Want to go for double? I'll bet you Rs. 30,000/= that I can stand on one
side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never
get a drop anywhere in between.
The Auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides
there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees
again:
Andru stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains
mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so
he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The Auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into
a huge win.
But Andru's own Attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
Auditor: Are you okay?
Attorney: Not really, This morning, when Andru told me he'd been summoned for
an audit, he bet me Rs:75,000/= that he could come in here and piss all over
your desk and that you'd be happy about it!
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
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