ARE YOU..........
One day in Sunday school, the Teacher was talking about GOD to the kids:-
Teacher: Bobby, where is God?
God is in heaven.
Teacher: Very good!
The Teacher then asked a little girl:
Teacher: Where is God, Emily?
Emily: (said innocently) God is in my heart!
The Teacher beamed at little Emily and said:
Teacher: How very sweet!!!
The Teacher now asked little Timmy:
Teacher: Timmy, where is God?
Timmy: (said assuredly) God is in my bathroom.
The Teacher was surprised by Timmy's answer:
Teacher: Timmy will you please elaborate?
Timmy: (said innocently) Well, every morning my dad gets up, bangs on the
bathroom door and yells. Oh God, are you still in there!!!
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
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