Dear Mr. Parrikar, It is no secret that I am in 'upsetment' with your electoral triumph. But, now that you are CM, I thought that I provide you with guidance.
Please understand the following: a: I have lots of ideas. My ideas are the only way forward. These ideas must be brought to fruition day before yesterday. b: Being a patracar, I have every right to be present at the Goa Cabinet meetings. What do you have to hide from me and the Goan public? c: Being a patracar, I am allowed to write whatever I want to "hear" and assign it to you, even though you may not have said it. d: Anyone objecting to a patracar adding recheado masala to your words, is impinging on the patracar's artistic freedom. Now, the items you MUST handle as a priority 1: Fire from Gorrment service, anybody I don't like or against whom I have a vendetta. (You know, do you not, that I am Mr. Spotless?) 2: Immediately clean up all the mess created by the squatters and us. Are you not our servant? So, WHY have you not finished my work yesterday? I will present further list as and when I have time. >From Tongue-in-Chik Mangloor jc ps: Any grants, conferences at 7 star hotels, foren trips, other jobs where I have to work hardly, available for patracars like me? I could also serve as 'khursiwalla' of any corporation; best if I have office, table, chair and secretary. Files not necessary. Expense account would be nice. ps: Will I be able to Eat & Drink at any restaurant .....and just walk away without having to pay? That would be excellent.
