ON MY…….. Andru and Ladru were walking down the street together and they both wanted a drink, but they have no money with them, they both reached to a local Taverna “TAVERNA PINGA” which was full of customers, the Bartender, who is also the owner of the Taverna, was having a tough time to control his customers:- Andru: Ladru, this is the season of “Cashew Urrak” and I am badly need of it. Ladru: Me too, but what to do, we both are broke! After few minutes: Andru: Hummmm, I have got an idea, let’s see if it works. Ladru: Idea??? What’s it? Andru: It’s to get us some free drinks. You be here. Andru walks in alone and Ladru stands at the door and watches. Andru: A quarter of "Cashew Urrak" please. The Bartender serves him, and after few minutes the Bartender gives him his tab. Andru: But uncle, I have already paid for the drink. Bartender: Oh..... I am terribly sorry, son, but it's really busy in here and I must have forgotten. Andru leaves, and Ladru walks in and orders a drink. After he drinks it, the Bartender gives him the tab: Ladru: Uncle, I paid you when I ordered the drink. Bartender: Oh my God, I am terribly sorry, son, I don't know what's wrong with me, but that's the second time that happened to me today. Ladru: That's okay, uncle, no offence taken. Now, just give me change for the 500 Rupees I gave you, and I'll be on my way. Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.
