THAT'S........
 
The Policeman had stopped a man (Xaverito) for obvious drunken driving, but 
since he had a clean record, The Policeman made him park the car and took him 
home in the patrol car. As per Xaverito direction, they drove into a rather 
fashionable neighborhood:-

Policeman: Are you sure you stay in this building?
 
Xaverito: Certainly! I stay on 2nd floor. I can prove it to you.

The Policeman followed the man (Xaverito) as he shakily negotiated the stairs 
to the first floor. Xaverito pushed open the door they came to.

Policeman: But you told me you are staying on 2nd floor.
 
Xaverito: Never mind...never mind, please follow me.
Look officer, This is my sitting room!
And......This is my bedroom! 
See the bed there? That's mine! 
She that woman lying on the bed? That's my wife! 
And see that guy lying next to her? who fast asleep and snoring?

Policeman: Yeah? (replied suspiciously. Beginning at this point to seriously 
doubt Xaverito's story). Tell me who is he?

Xaverito: "Well......., that's me!"

 
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.



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