All Men, No Woman, No Chevris, No Cry
 
Murgab-Kuwait bosinchea prasar (bus depot) eka ixttachi vatt polloit Ronnie 
aslo. Ekvis numbracheo bosi thambtat thoim ubo ravunk tachea ixttan taka 
vinonti keloli. Sokalchea 9:30 vorar Kuwait-Murgab pavtolo mhunn sanglolem. 
Punn goddialicho kantto mat thoinch tharun uronk nam. Fuddem vochot ravlo.  
Sumar 20 minutam zal'lim. Hea vis minutam modim 21 numbracheo bosi aileo ani 
gheleo kitleo, tacho hixob Ronnin dovorunk nam. Punn thoim, ek modlea pirayechi 
ostori asli ti mat, 21 numbrachi bos ail’le pavtti, bosichea fattlean vochun 
kitem tori polletali ani porot aplea zagear yevn dusrea bosichi vatt polloit 
ravtali.
Hem tichem natok polletam-polletam goddialiche kantte 10:10 voram meztale. Atam 
mat Ronnichea sosnikek, anik sosnikai naslolean, tacho ixtt khoim pavlo ti 
chovkoxi korunk fonache ankdde chiddtana, ti ostori tachea sorxim aili.
“No woman bus”, Shri Lankan bhaxentlea ucharan (accent) tinnem tachea thaim 
Inglejin vicharlem. Ani ti kitem vicharunk sodta tem to somzunk naslolean, 
tannem mhonntlem:
“Excuse me”
“All men bus, no woman bus heyer?”, ti ostori poilech pavtti prasar pavlolea 
porim vicharlem
“I can’t understand what you are talking about”
“Come, come, ani tinnem agro kelo bosichea fatlean vochunk. Ani taka-i zanna 
zaunk zai aslem ti ostori portean-portean bosichea fatlean kitiak vetali poi 
ti. Bosichea fatlean vetoch, bosicher chitkailoli NIVEA for MEN jahirit dakoili 
ani mhontlem.
“See, see. This bus men only. All bus coming for men only. No woman, no bus?”
Ronniek ‘kuch’ korun hasunk ietalem punn mansugi samballunk tannem hanso bhitor 
vornun dovorlo ani tea Nivea-chi jahiret isplikar korun, Farwaniya vataran 
vochpi 21 numbrache bosir tika ghatli. 
Ham!!! Mogachano, tea ostorecho proxn sodoilo. Punn Ronnie itlo vell thoim 
konnank ani kiteak lagon ubo asa, goddie zait, taka-i dusro monis curiosadadin 
polleta astolo. Hanv tumkam ek sangunk visorlom. Ronniechea ixttak, 
antre-poirean Goychim chevrisam pavtat. Kuwaitchea astig ghorabean kam 
kortolean, taka titlo chance poddona tim khavpak. Tea khatir tannem, ganvcho 
ixtt Ronniek divnchim aslim. Dukarachim chevrisam mhonllear Ronnie ifernantlea 
daraxim porian pavpi. Itlo chevrisache axecho zaun aslo to. 
Woman bus-ik ravtole ostorek bosint choddoitoch, to tachea zagear portean 
ietana, tachi dixtt goddiealir gheli. Goddialiche kantte 10:30 vorancher 
boslole pollevn, tachea pasiensacho kantto tiddken halunk laglo. Chevriskar 
khoim pavlo tachi sodpus kortolo mhunn, fon hatant ghetanch tacho mobile vazunk 
laglo. Tachea ixttacho aslo. Sumar ek vor odik, taka bos sttexonnar ubo dovorlo 
mhunn, thapsanen tannem mhontlem
“Hey du……(khorem mhonllear tacho vell piddear kelo mhunn, to taka ‘dukor’ 
mhonnonk kori. Punn chukon porian mon’xak dukor mhonnop sarkem nhoi, dekun 
tannem tacho ‘tone’ dusro kaddlo)….dukrachi chevrisam nant ani monisui nam 
mure, khoim pavlo?”
“Sorry friend, sorry. Porvam yenvcho aslolo saib, aizuch aila. Nigtoch ghorant 
bhitor sorun madamink sodta. Khoim ghelea ti mhaka khobor nam, ani madam 
khoimsor vochunk bhair sorlea, heram-i  sirvidorankui sangunk nam. Dekun, saib 
challvolun ragan vag zala. Sogloch boballta”
“Boballchea bodla Bob Marleychem No woman, no cry kantarichi yad korchi asli. 
Boball kelo mhunn bail ghorant mellchi asa taka? Ghoddie gorjechea kama khatir 
bhair sorlea asot. Tem asum. Anik kitlo vell hanvem hangasor tuji vatt poloit 
ravchem asa?”
“Aiz kosench zavchenam. Chevrisam urlim zalear fuddlea Sukrarak fon kortam”, 
ani tannem fon bond kelo.
Ghelolo axen sermanv sanglo firgi bhaxem mhonntat tosli ghott Ronniechi zali. 
Noxibant naslem. Kitem korunk zata? Atam tannem fokot ganvchem. No chevris, no 
cry.
Lino B. Dourado

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