DEAD WRONG Dead as yesterday’s newspaper? “Dead wrong” – says the HERALD. That’s because people refer to yesterday’s paper for today’s funerals, to choose which one they will attend along with a crocodile to shed a tear to show. And some may even want tomorrow’s issue today, to be the first to know who it will be, to push them again to the cemetery the day after tomorrow. Jokingly though, it is the dead who keep HERALD alive, one yesterday after another. Bennet Paes
