January 8, 2013 To, The Editor, TOI, HERALD, NT, GT, ............................. Panjim.
Sir, Sub: Press Note for Kind Favour of Publication- Re: 'Parrikar compares his troubles with Christ's sufferings' Kindly oblige Thanking you, Yours sincerely, Sd/- Floriano Lobo General Secretary/Spokesperson GOA SU-RAJ PARTY - GSRP H.O: 383A Pirazona Moira Bardez Goa-403 507 Telefax: (0832) 2470223 Mobile: 9890470896 Email: floriano.l...@gmail.com Website: www.goasu-raj.org Press Note The Goa Su-Raj Party is overjoyed to note, from the statement made by Manohar Parrikar in his village of Parra, that his troubles are comparable with the sufferings of CHRIST, for the simple reason that the CRUCIFIXION scene that shook the world in the past 20.13 centuries AD in Judea at Mount Calvary is soon to be enacted afresh at Parra-GOA with the CRUCIFIXION of a new avatar of Christ in Manohar Parrikar. All that this Party can say is OMG ! Goa sure needs the attention of the WORLD in these trying times where the loot from mining is scant to maintain the life-style and vote-banks on free for all DOLES. If at all CHRIST did have the mastery over making U-Turns, Judas, and not He would be nailed to the Cross. Giving this ridiculous statement coming out from the mouth of our IIT'an CM a good deal of thought, this Party feels that he (Parrikar) got the ICON entirely wrong to compare himself with. He should be comparing himself to Lord Ganesha, instead, having many more 'hands' than Lord Ganesha actually is believed to have, because, even Lord Ganesha would find himself totally and completely inadequate to distribute the number of DOLES that Parrikar has been distributing and is intending to distribute in the near future, unmindful of loading the exchequer with a terrible loan-burden, instead of going easy on borrowings and selling off precious State securities by stopping all vote-bank welfare schemes. Jesus Christ... in deed ! And, if any of our elected 'Catlik' Goan 'jokers' had to utter something like this, comparing themselves to Lord Ram or Lord Krishna, there would be riots to deal with and endless apologies demanded from every rooftop for 'hurting' RELIGIOUS SENTIMENTS' of Hindus. It is just as well that the erstwhile PORTUGUESE had good sense to condition 'Catlik' Goans to ignore and pass off such 'gaffes' from idiotic IIT'ans with a laugh or two. If at all Parrikar has identified himself with Christ, it is because he knows that 'Catlik' Goans are in his pocket, including those heavily decorated ornaments who adorn the Bishop's Palace at Altinho, Panjim. Should he (Parrikar) decide to be stupid enough to compare himself to Prophet Mohammed, instead, he will be instant HISTORY. As an after thought, if Goa Su-Raj Party were given the charge of nailing Parrikar-Christ to the cross, the Party would want to do a 'number' on the 'CARPENTER' that nailed CHRIST to the CROSS, by pocketing not one, but two of the nails, leaving him (Parrikar) hanging by his 'nailed to the cross' palms only. And just like they jeered at the hanging 'CHRIST' wanting Him to use his powers to free Himself from the Cross and save Himself, GSRP would want to jeer at Goa's hanging from the cross ' Ladla' CM-Christ and goad/urge him to make as many U-Turns as possible so that he could break the Guinness Book of World Records. At best, Goa Su-Raj Party feels that Goa's Ladla CM does not come even light-years closer to CHIRST and his sufferings and needs to be sent to APNA GHAR for 'juveniles' to rewind and come to his senses before he becomes completely raving mad with the ' PRO-MINING SYNDROME' End
