WHICH I’LL BE…. One fine Sunday afternoon a lady (Loresin) in her 40’s was alone at home, her doorbell rings, she opens the door and finds a middle age Beggar:- Beggar: Madam, please give me something to eat as I am hungry, not eaten for last 2 days. Loresin: (Shouting) Don’t you feel ashamed to beg for the food. Beggar: I am very poor, Madam! Loresin: (Glancing at beggar top to down) God has given you all intact… hands, legs, eyes etc., why don’t you take up a job? Beggar: Madam, if you don’t mind can I say something? Loresin: What it is? Beggar: Actually you should feel ashamed of yourself. Loresin: (Angrily) What? Beggar: (Glancing at Loresin top to down) Just look at you, God has given you all intact figure...., fair, tall, slim etc., you are fit to be a promising heroine of Bollywood. Loresin: Are you mad? Beggar: Sorry Madam, if I was at your place.. I would have definitely fly to Mumbai to try for Bollywood. Loresin: (Shyly) Heroin…. and….. me? Beggar: Madam, now a days Bollywood is short of heroines, once a established heroin gets married means they are out of Bollywood, no matter how hard they try! Loresin: Why so? Beggar: Just look at Kajol, Juhi Chawla, Raveena Tandon, Karishma Kapoor, Shilpa Shetty, Ashwarya Rai and recently Kareena Kapoor, since they are married no Producer/Director want to cast them, believe me Madam you are the right replacement for Kareena Kapoor. Loresin: (Smiling) Oh…. why don’t you come in and sit on the sofa, today I have cooked Chicken Biryani I’ll get you some for you (Loresin goes to kitchen). Beggar: (By glancing at the holy picture hanged in the sitting room) God forgive me for all these lies and thank you for the delicious Chicken Biryani which I’ll be eating very shortly. Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.
