Eu sou...mas não sei nada de judaísmo.
Vc é Judeu?
Cardoso <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> escreveu:
Cardoso <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> escreveu:
Obviamente você é uma reformista...
On Wed, 30 Nov 2005 12:52:24 -0300 (ART)
leni balthar <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
lb> Tá Lamborghini eu tbm sei. Mas........
lb> O que é um mezuzah?
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lb> A man who has finally made it in business treats himself to a new Lamborghini! After buying it, he feels guilty so he goes to the Orthodox Rabbi and asks for a mezuzah for the Lamborghini.
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lb> "You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.
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lb> "It's a Lamborghini,"
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lb> "What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.
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lb> "A sports car."
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lb> "What? That's blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah for a sports car? Go to the conservatives!"
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lb> Well, the man is disap pointed, but goes to the Conservative Rabbi and asks for a mezuzah.
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lb> "You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.
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lb> "For my Lamborghini", the man replies.
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lb> "What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.
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lb> "A car, a sports car."
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lb> "What kind of sports car?" asks the Rabbi.
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lb> "Italian."
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lb> "What? That is blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah for a Goyishe car? Go to the Reform!"
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lb> Again, the man feels guilty and disappointed,! but goes to the Reform Rabbi.
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lb> "Rabbi," he asks, "I'd like a mezuzah for my Lamborghini."
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lb> "You have a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.
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lb> "You know what it is?" says the man.
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lb> "Of course! It's a fantastic Italian sports car. What's a mezuzah?"
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