Why, Why, Why? · Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
· Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? · Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? · Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? · Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? · Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? · Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? · If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? · Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? · Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? · Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? · Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? · Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? · How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? · When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" · Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? · In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? · How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Put more honey in your pocket. (money matters made easy). http://us.click.yahoo.com/F9LvrA/dlQLAA/cosFAA/IRislB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> --- Não leve nada pro lado pessoal. Apenas divirta-se. Comentários: www.yahoogroups.com/group/goldenlist-L/messages Newsletter: www.yahoogroups.com/group/goldenlist/messages Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/goldenlist-L/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
