Mrs. Cohen came home from her Sisterhood meeting very excited. She explained to her husband that the featured entertainer had been a marvelous hypnotist. Mr. Cohen reminded her that attendance was terrible at Saturday services. Maybe they should hire the hypnotist to bring in a crowd. The two of them suggested it to the rabbi, who thought it a wonderful idea. After lots of publicity, the synagogue was packed for the Sabbath service .
Up on the bimah, the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch and began swinging it... slowly... like a pendulum. As the crowd stared, mesmerized, the hypnotist intoned :
"Vatch the vatch. Vatch the vatch. Vatch the vatch."
The congregants carefully observed, their eyes following the sway of the watch.
"Vatch the vatch," the hypnotist continued.
Then, suddenly, accidentally, the watch fell out of his hand.
- Shit!" he cried.
It took them three weeks to clean up the synagogue.
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