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*** DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish
49
Adventurous Slept
with everyone
Athletic
No tits
Average looking
Ugly
Beautiful
Pathological liar
Contagious Smile Does a lot of
pills
Emotionally Secure On medication
Feminist
Fat
Free
spirit Junkie
Friendship first Former
slut
Fun
Annoying
New-Age
Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned No
BJs
Open-minded
Desperate
Outgoing
Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate
Sloppy drunk
Professional
Bitch
Voluptuous
Very Fat
Large
frame Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate
Stalker
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*** WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? **********************************************************
*** MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. 11 I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay ********************************************************** -- YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS
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- c.a.t.
