Friends don't let friends 
take home ugly men 
Women's restroom 
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE 

 

Beauty is only a light switch away. 
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC 

 

If life is a waste of time, 
and time is a waste of life, 
then let's all get wasted together 
and have the time of our lives. 
Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC 

 

Remember, it's not, 
"How high are you?" 
it's 
"Hi, how are you?" 
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia 

 

Fighting for peace is like 
screwing for virginity. 
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO 

 

No matter how good she looks, 
some other guy is sick and tired 
of putting up with her shit. 
Men's Room 
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC 

 

At the feast of ego 
everyone leaves hungry. 
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ 

 

It's hard to make a comeback 
when you haven't been anywhere. 
Written in the dust 
on the back of a bus, 
Wickenburg , AZ 

 

Make love, not war.. 
-Hell, do both 
GET MARRIED! 
Women's restroom 
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT 

 

If voting could really change things, 
it would be illegal. 
Revolution Books 
New York , New York . 

 

If pro is opposite of con, 
then what is the opposite of progress? 
Congress! 
Men's Restroom 
The House of Representatives 
Washington DC

 

Express Lane: 
Five beers or less 
Sign over one of the urinals 
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ 

 

You're too good for him. 
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom 
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA . 

 

No wonder you always go home alone. 
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, 
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA 

 

and my favorite, and most realistic one ~~~

 

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: 
If it has tires or testicles, 
You're going to have trouble with it. 
Women's restroom 
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX 

 

and the guys version, my favorite, and most realistic one ~~~

 

A Man's Rule of Thumb: 
If it has tires or tits, 
It's gonna cost you. 
Mensroom 
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX 


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Meus agradecimentos ao amigo Marco Paganini.

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