[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> 
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> Allow me to more precise and specific. The difference between 150,
> 160, 170, 180 ... is principally dependent on the golfer's mental
> state, as shown in the table below:
> 
> 150-160  Demented
> 160-170  Clearly insane*
> 170-180  Probably insane
> 180-190  Crazy
> 190-200  Often do silly things on purpose
> 200-210  Eccentric
> 210-220  Mildly eccentric
> 220+     Normal

Never before have I been so unhappy to be labelled 'normal'. I'd like to
propose an alternative 'had better things to do this week, but usually is
mildly deranged, honest, guv' classification.

Bwaaah. 

Jasper (Thinks about booking 5 days holiday for TPR05)
-- 
The world is full of bad men but Bobby still repeats,
"One Day a rain will come and wash the scum off of the streets."

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