I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, `I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, `WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear `You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, `Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, `Lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, `That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, `I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.' I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, `No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, `WHAT?' I then said, `Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, `Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either .but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her. [fiksi] OpenSourceJokes.com http://richieoct.wordpress.com/2008/11/15/when-girls-dont-put-out/ rgrds richie http://www.richieoctavian.net
