"it has long been known..." =
- I didn't look up the original reference
"a definite trend is evident..." =
- these data are practically meaningless
"while it has not been possible to provide definite answers to the
questions..." =
- an unsuccessful experiment but i still hope to get it published.
"three of the samples were chosen for detailed study..." =
- the other results didn't make any sense or fit what i believed.
"typical results are shown....". =
- this is the prettiest graph
"these results will be in a subsequent report..." =
- I might get around to it sometimes, if pushed ( funded.)
"in my experience..." =
- once
"in case after case..." =
- twice
"in a series of cases." =
- thrice
"it is believed that." =
- I think
"it is generally believed" =
- a couple of others i spoke to think so too
"correct within an order of magnitude" =
- wrong
"according to statistical analysis.." =
- rumor has it
"a statistically-oriented projection of the signfiicance of these
findings.." =
- a wild guess
"a careful analysis of obtainable data..." =
- three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked
over a glass of beer.
"It is clear that much additional work will be required before
a complete understanding of this phenomenon occurs..." =
- I don't understand it.
"after additional study by my colleagues.." =
- they don't understand it either.
"thanks are due to Joe Blotz for assistance with the experiment
and to Cindy Adams for valuable discussions.." =
- Mr. Blotz did the work and Ms. Adams explained to
me what it meant.
"a highly significant area for exploratory study..." =
- a totally useless topic selected by my committee
"it is hoped that this study will stimulate further investigation
in this field.." =
- I quit
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