Geek speak 

Thanks to the Board of Wisdom (www.boardofwisdom.com) for lifting the
day-after-Christmas doldrums with the top 10 geeky sayings: 

1. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary
and those who don't. 

2. If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0. 

3. Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips." 

4. My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna
trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my
charizard. 

5. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d. 

6. I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user friendly. 

7. I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.


8. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build
bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce
bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. 

9. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human
history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. 

10. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. 

Sure would like to see more geek wisdom on bumpers everywhere. 

 

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