When
Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance 2 listen Ramayana from Atal
Behari Vajpayee. After returning 2 US he wrote it in his personal
Diary. A Tabloid in US got a copy of his writings.These are excerpts
from his diary.
Ramayana by Bill Gates.
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya,there ruled a PROCESSOR named
DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his
queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-
rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His
brothers,however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only
16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12years passed and DOS-rat decided to
INSTAL RAM as his successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who
was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took
this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real
plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM
be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At this cruel and unexpected
demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and, he collapsed,power-less. RAM
agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man
was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest was the
dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-van,PROCESSOR of LAN- ka.
Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM,
politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her
distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping,SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka,
where RAW-van, moved by RANSISTOR's plight,approached his uncle
MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag
and drew RAM deep into forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the
deer, who,with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in
RAM's voice.Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND,'C'ta urged LSI-man to his
brother's aid. Catching the opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her
LIBRAR and
changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
