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HOW SOFTWARE COMPANIES HIRE PEOPLE?
Cognizant Method :
Hire a
lion... ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
give him
gobi 65 to eat again and again.
hire 100
more lions but do not increase the space to sit
give them
same gobi 65 to eat
hire 200
more....... and more .......
TCS method:
Hire a lion
give him
hell a lot of work and pay him government salary lion dies of hunger and
frustration
IBM's
metbod:
hire a
lion, give him a pink slip in an hour... he dies of unemployment. ..
Syntel
Method:
Hire a Cat
...
assure him
that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsite and make sure that
he never reaches onsite.
Cat dies in
hope of becoming a Lion....
MBT method:
hire the
lion, make him take 14 tests and tell him that if he doesn't score 60% he will
lose the job.
Lion dies
of the strain?
i-Flex
method:
Hire a
lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send him in African safari for
implementing flexcube in god forbidden territories, tell him if he comes alive
he will get band movement (promotion) holy cow dies in fear of the real lion.
Polaris
Method:
hire
..sorry....purchase a lion(COSL) ..
change his
timings...(instead of 9 AM ...change it to 8:30 AM)
cut down
his allowance (coupons etc)
lion dies
from fear of becoming CAT.....
Patni
method:
hire a
lion, give him a salary of a cat...
the lion
dies before joining....
Wipro
Method:
Hire a
Lion,
give him a
mail Id.
he will die
recieving stupid mails all day........! !!!
Accenture
Method:
*Hire a
lion.... **
Send him to
chennai
Ask him to
stay on bench for a long time
Ask him to
eat idli,Dosa and Vada
No hindi,
kannada or no other languages speaking ppl other than TAMIL...
No good
food, No water..and specially No Beautiful girls
And say him
"Go Ahead be a Tiger".
Lion dies
in confusion he is Tiger or lion......
A.M.Rajarama Rao
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